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My dad was a... petty thief. Never could hold down a job, so, he just robbed.
Convenience stores, shops, small-time stuff. 
One time, he sat me down, he told me something I never forgot. 
He said, "Everyone steals. That's how it works.
 You think people out there are getting exactly what they deserve?
 No. They're getting paid over or under, but someone in the chain always gets bamboozled. 
I steal, Son, but I don't get caught. That's my contract with society. 
Now if you can *catch* me stealing, then
 I'll go to jail, but if you can't, then I've earned the money."